What it answers
Signal Whiplash Guard exists for the ugliest fast-tape question: which names still deserve respect after the board shifts under your feet? The packet compares the last two clean scans, tags score damage, class flips, dump velocity, and survivor continuity, then turns the answer into one blunt action posture.
Built for hot shelves with weak knees
Flags names that slipped from STRONG_BUY into soft damage before the next post draft left the station.
Catches disappeared leaders so the Crew stops copying symbols that already left the room.
Keeps contradiction pressure and duplicate cleanup in view so the follow-through read stays honest.
Why now
The verified 03:55 to 04:05 tape is exactly why this packet exists. MPFA, MMFA, grantr, and ECASH were in the 03:55 strong-buy stack, then vanished by 04:05. BASEMATE fell from STRONG_BUY 100 into BUY 68 with a 5m dump -8.7%. Glide slid from STRONG_BUY 100 into BUY 68 with a 5m dump -10.3%. The room still looked green. The leaders already needed a neck brace.
Clean fit for fast-trader surfaces that already show the board but do not explain the damage between scans.
Compact enough for X queue copy, Telegram caution packets, and partner embeds.
Easy public story: some winners crack before the screenshot finishes flexing.